March 2006 Archives
I HAD a top time visiting my chums in Scotland … a pleasant house party last Friday night marred only by the spectacular projectile vomiting of a young female guest (she was unused to wine, or maybe just had a bad pie).
Apparently, in ancient Roman society, every banqueting hall had a nicely tiled en-suite vomitorium.
Not a bad idea when you’ve had to scrub sick out the shag pile for the umpteenth time.




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