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Steve Regan is a writer who lives in New Brighton. He’s a performance poet and a rebel. He drinks in a pub he calls Hell’s Waiting Room and a late bar known as The Lost Weekend. Steve has an unusual take on modern life – as you’ll discover …

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Pansy Potter wants to talk ...

August 16, 2006 12:14 PM | 

MY piece on lairy lesbians in New Brighton has sparked quite a debate locally about sexuality.
Only yesterday I was stopped in the street by the resort’s leading ladyboy, Pansy Potter, who wanted to “thrash out” with me some complicated issues of “gender affirmation through sexuality role-play”.
I’m afraid our discussion didn’t get very far, not because it wasn’t potentially interesting, but because it had started to rain and I was desperate to get in the Kwiki before it closed at 8pm to buy a jar of piccalilli.
So I made my apologies to Pansy and he/she tottered off to fix his/her face in the supermarket porch because the rain had caused a tricky mascara melt-down situation.

I dare say our paths will cross again and the discussion will resume. It’s good to talk.
In the meantime, I was delighted to receive a comment on the blog from Lisa, who lives in my old home town of Wigan.
She tells me she is a lesbian and has been with her girlfriend now for eight years.
She was fairly shocked by the raucous and overtly sexual public antics of the gay gals who come into Hell’s Waiting Room from time to time, as described in my entry of July 31.
Lisa added: “My girlfriend and I would NEVER dream of kissing or anything in a public place in the manner in which you said they were.
“In fact, not at all, as there are times and places for that sort of thing...the ideal place is in the privacy of your own home.”
I quite agree. I don’t want to see heavy petting, gay or straight, in public places because it is, inherently, socially excluding of other people who happen to be around.
I don’t even like it when couples behave all “coupley” and say “we” instead of “I”, if you want to know the truth.
Just because people are married, that shouldn’t mean they need to lose their individual personalities.
Anyway, I am happy to hear Lisa and her partner are happily settled in Wigan, and in a such a posh area of the town too, the Cherry Gardens.
Well, it is only posh in the sense that certain parts of Liverpool claim to be posh, even though they are as common as muck really.
You know the sort of places… where residents keep fruit on the table when nobody is ill. Sheer pretentiousness.
However, I am somewhat astonished that there are any gay people in Wigan at all.
I'm sure there was none around when I was growing up in the town some 35 years ago.
In those days, Wigan was so old-fashioned and backward, you couldn’t even buy yoghurt.
Now you get all sorts of modern-type things there – gay people, coriander, coloured tellies, abortions, guacamole, I-Pods and Asbos.
Oh boy. When I grew up in Wigan, I tell you it wasn’t just the telly that was in black and white. Real life was too.
What a transformation has been wrought in my years of absence.
All that sophistication – and Premiership football too!

Comments (5)

Pink elephant wrote...

If only you'd grown up in the middle-class enclave that I did, dear. Everyone was gay for a while. It's fashionable. In fact you were considered a bit weird as a girl if you hadn't kissed someone of the same gender. Either that or join the music scene. My parents used to sing in a group where they were two of only six straight people in a choir of 30. None of the many gay friends I've had over the years though were as lairy as the Hell's Waiting Room crowd sound, well apart from one couple and I blame the tight PVC shorts for making one of them so ratty!
*** I've been so sheltered. That's why the world seems so frikening to me. SR

Posted by: Pink elephant  | August 16, 2006 3:10 PM

Big Scott wrote...

I'm with you Steve. There's nothing worse than having to sit and watch folk smooching all over each other in public. Apart from being socially awkward, it's enough to put a person off their peppermint mocha and cucumber sarnies down Hell's Waiting Room of a night. (Is that still on the menu there??) Get a room!!! Or just keep yer hands on the table.
*** Aye, I wouldn't care, Scott, but everybody's getting some luuurrvve action. Except me. And maybe you. SR.

Posted by: Big Scott  | August 16, 2006 4:25 PM

Alberre wrote...

Buying piccalilli midweek? Not for such a mundane task as putting on your sandwiches. Oh no, far more sinister I bet. Go on admit it, SR, it was for spreading on your naked body and running around your flat, whilst encouraging all sorts of weirdos to stand in the street below and gawp in admiration or despair.
Or may be I am bored and my imagination is getting the better of me and I have been offshore too long.
New Brighton Massive (Middle East Branch)
*** Ey, Alberre, you don't need picalilli (or any other lumpy ungent) to encourage weirdos in New Brighton. SR.

Posted by: Alberre  | August 17, 2006 5:45 AM

Dr Gyggle wrote...

As entertaining and thought provoking as ever Steve, and what a gray vista opens before me in my mind's-eye, upon reading of Wigan's prehistory. Reminds me of an old friend of mine who grew up gay in old Atherton ("T'athertttton lad")and had terrible problems hiding it from his dad, brothers, and everyone else, who all seemed to be rugby players. And who also seemed to exist in a gray dimension. Tough times indeed.
I liked your comments about 'losing one's individuality' in relationships; an old friend of mine Fritz Perls, once said: "Any relationship that causes two people to become one, only results in two half-people." Pretty much paraphrasing your point, methinks. Keep up the good work!
*** Thanks very much to Dr Gyggle for that. Does any blog in this world receive comments as philosophical as the ones you find here? SR.

Posted by: Dr Gyggle  | August 24, 2006 11:38 AM

amanda wrote...

'Well, it is only posh in the sense that certain parts of Liverpool claim to be posh, even though they are as common as muck really.
You know the sort of places… where residents keep fruit on the table when nobody is ill. Sheer pretentiousness.'

today i'm functioning or trying to on just 3 hrs sleep so forgive me if i take you the wrong way...but you are joking aren't you?? about there being no real posh parts of liverpool and you live in new brighton??? i live in formby very posh i assure you. though think i'm considered a bit of an interloper being that i originate from bootle via norris green...city centre - georgian quarter (yrs ago but loved it)
...yorkshire...finally moved up from crosby (quiet, semi posh cetainly no riff raff...so how is NB these days?)

incidentally my mum is from st.helens and i have relatives from wigan. it was always like stepping back in time when i visited them but what used to make me laugh was that all these woolies who professed to hate scousers when asked where they were from when holidaying abroad would answer near liverpool...

REGAN REPLIED: Hi Amanda. Yes, I think I was joking at the time, I think. It was a long time ago I posted that one.
So you lived in Bootle, a fine LANCASHIRE town, as is Liverpool, as is Wigan, as is St Helens. Merseyside my arse! That artificial county council was abolished yonks ago - and quite right too.

Posted by: amanda  | April 15, 2008 4:47 PM

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