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Sod-cutting, Wirral's 'Death Star', and a most important battle

July 30, 2007 6:51 PM | 

SO IT was official sod-cutting time on New Brighton’s seafront recently. Well, whoop-de-do.
Several overweight, overpaid pen-pushers from the public sector – in this case the bloated Wirral Council and the North West Development Agency – got together with a publicity-seeking MP for a photo-opportunity. Er, that’s it.
There they all were, cutting “sods” with a shiny spade, supposedly to mark the start of work on rebuilding the Floral Pavilion and associated shops and civic furniture in New Brighton.
I wasn’t impressed. Not when the entire seafront, its railings, its fantastic Victorian shelters and the theatre, have simply been left to rot for years. The shelters, especially, are severely corroded.
However, I can think of a few thousand sods that are surplus to requirement and which need cutting out of the Wirral scene – most of them are sat behind desks, shuffling paper clips and eating tea and buns all day long at the Death Star HQ of Wirral Council in the former Wallasey Town Hall.

It really is too much that this monumentally under-achieving council, which has presided over so much decline and destruction of New Brighton’s built heritage over past decades, should now have the brass neck to present itself as a champion of urban renewal.
Mind you, it is absolutely typical of publicly-funded fat cats to pull this sort of PR stunt.
But at least, I guess, what will eventually emerge from all this posturing is some genuine tarting up of New Brighton's much-loved seafront.
And I'll admit that developer Neptune’s revised scheme does seem better now that the Marine Lake has been saved.
With hindsight, I feel that the protestors against the original scheme were right. It would not have been acceptable to lose the Marine Lake and have it replaced with a Morrisons supermarket.
But the new development has come not a moment too soon – because under Wiirral Council’s stewardship everything has been in steep decline for years, and not just in New Brighton, but right down the riverside through Egremont and Seacome too.
The scale of business decline has been staggering. Epic. No wonder Wallasey has such a huge unemployment problem.

*** And talking of the Marine Lake, one simply sublime view you get when walking around it is of the cathedral-sized Roman Catholic church of SS Peter and Paul, which dominates the skyline.
This beautiful basilica is surmounted by a huge dome, topped by a cross – an uplifting icon that can be seen for miles out at sea and from the Pier Head in Liverpool.
The trouble is that the Roman Catholic Diocese of Shrewsbury, which is gripped by a deathly culture of managed decline and defeatism, is determined to close SS Peter and Paul down.
Why that should be, no-one can quite fathom. The parish is a wealthy one and the parishioners are strong in faith. They desperately want to keep their church open for business but the diocese won’t hear of it.
I hear from my Catholic moles in Wirral that high-ups from the diocese have been scuttling around Wallasey trying to find a church of some other denomination that the Catholic people can “borrow” for their Masses when SS Peter and Paul’s is closed down.
This won’t do at all. Let me tell these bureaucratic defeatists what they should already know. Catholics want to worship in a CATHOLIC church.
They want a stoop of holy water for crossing themselves as they enter and leave the church. They want stations of the cross on the walls. They want statues of Our Lady and much-loved saints in front of which they can light candles and pray their hearts out for intercession with Almighty God. They want Catholic spirituality.
Now, I'm sure it is with kindness and Christian solidarity that other denominations might actually want to help the beleaguered Catholics with offers of church buildings to share. I appreciate their kindness. I really do.
But the truth is this. The Catholics of New Brighton do not want to be dumped into any kind of borrowed, utilitarian, one size-fits-all, 'Holy Coffee Morning'-type of worship space.
Such places do not have the correct sanctified, dolorous atmosphere. Usually, there are Brownie troupes giggling in the narthex and folk gossiping across the pews. That won't do at all.
Nor do local Catholics, who are used to the splendour and loftiness of SS Peter and Paul, want to end up borrowing some wee tin chapel of plain design for just one Sunday Mass a week and no benediction or exposition of the sacrament.
The fact is that local Catholics already have a perfectly suitable church. It's just that their autocratic leaders are hellbent on preventing them from staying there.
There is hope, however. There is always hope. The faithful Catholic community of New Brighton will not accept the shameful and sinful proposal to close down their church and sell them down the river.
Oh, they feel very hurt and betrayed by what they have been told by ecclesiastical bureaucrats and by tame patsy priests alike on the issue of SS Peter and Paul’s.
A Catholic priest was even heard to joke in parishioners’ earshot that the building would make a good multi-storey car park one day. How insensitive. Shame on that priest.
A much more likely outcome if the closure plans are allowed to succeed, is that the church will be sold to a developer and then demolished, the prime site being redeveloped for flats (as usual in Wirral, nodded through by our stupid council) and the profits going to heaven knows where.
Another alternative is for the giant cross to be taken off the top of the dome of SS Peter and Paul’s and replaced with a crescent moon emblem. Then the church can be given over or sold to Wirral’s growing Muslim population for use as a mosque.
History is littered with such converted uses of grand churches – and at least the building would still be used by people who believe in God.
In the background, however, much activity is going on to save our Dome of Home (as sailors returning to the Mersey ports dubbed it) for use by future generations of Catholics.
In particular, a lot of good work is being done by the campaigning organisation Save Our Unique Landmark (SOUL).
They are fighting like lions against the proposed closure, and rather cunning and well resourced lions too. I pray they will succeed.
As my old Catholic school motto puts it, Quod Bonum Est Tenete (roughly translated, Hold On To What Is Good).

Comments (13)

Lord Vino du Matin wrote...

That is not roughly translated, Regan, that is spot on. One can tell you were an altar boy, and not just from the way you walk.
REGAN REPLIES: I have the gait of a man who has suffered too much.

Posted by: Lord Vino du Matin  | August 2, 2007 9:11 AM

ricky wrote...

Steve, it's very revealing that the common thread running through your blog is the complacency and failure of bureaucracy, be it secular or ecclesiastical. Bureaucracy of whatever stripe seems to draw in the most unimaginative, boring and bland individuals who've been stripped bare of imagination, commonsense or poetry. As for the priest and his multi-storey car park jibe - what a fool! He sounds like one of those hopeless politicians from 70's Britain who preached the gospel of 'managed decline' as the country went to the dogs. I bet he's a great committee man too!
REGAN REPLIES: The priest concerned is more than a fool, Ricky. Taste and decency considerations prevent me from telling you what the new Brighton Cathoilics say about his antics.

Posted by: ricky  | August 2, 2007 9:37 AM

Holly Black wrote...

As a Wallasey lass living in long term exile in California I can't help but read about the old Country and wonder why Wirral Council is so opposed to doing no-cost things that would help Wallasey/New Brighton.

An example that spring to mind is that they could follow the lead of Brighton and other English town by encouraging tuk-tuk services. For those who don't know, Tuk-tuks are lightweight tricycle taxis.

They could for example, license tuk-tuks to use, subject to a 15mph speed limit, the promenade all the way from Seacombe to the New Brighton Merseyrail station. This would be a huge tourist attraction for all ages and, since tuk-tuks are essentially open-air they could be allowed to smokers, who are mostly older people that have the time to enjoy a leisurely paced trip and the views and sea air.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuktuk#English_Tuk-tuks

REGAN REPLIES: What a brilliant idea, Holly.

Posted by: Holly Black  | August 2, 2007 6:58 PM

New Brighton Newbie wrote...

I love the seafront at New Brighton, it wouldn't take much to tart up the railings and shelters etc and generally get rid of the dilapidated look that tends to encourage further vandalism.

In these days when it's suddenly trendy to reduce your carbon footprint, councils that oversee seaside areas should be grasping the opportunity by doing their utmost to make them as appealing as possible.

We'll never go back to the pre-cheap flight hey day of the British seaside, and unless there is a huge change in climate patterns Greasby is never going to compete with Greece as a holiday destination for the two weeks in summer - but Britain's seasisde resorts could be made popular again for secondary holidays and long weekends etc with a bit of imagination.

For example, me and 159,000 or so other people had a great time this year at Glastonbury - despite the regular downfalls of rain, and handing over £150 to trudge through muddy fields for 3 days - which just goes to show that if you get the entertainement right, people will come despite the weather.

Liverpool like other UK cities is full of great bands who never get heard of because they haven't been signed yet. In my experience unsigned bands will usually play for a few quid just to get exposure. If the council were to put on a free music festival for bands from the North West, then it wouldn't cost much, but would bring people from all over the region (friends and family of the bands initially until the word spread), would promote local culture, keep kids out of trouble and inspire them to learn an instrument, and bring much needed hospitality jobs to the area if it took off.

(And maybe do a classical version in Vale Park to keep the auld dears happy).

Alas, probably too sensible for the council!

REGAN REPLIES: I was in Vale Park over the wekend and there was a moronic children's entertainer on at the bandstand, singing Agadoo. I was tempted to heckle.

Posted by: New Brighton Newbie  | August 5, 2007 11:28 AM

Kenny wrote...

Maybe you could combine both. Tuc Yucs, driven by a priest. Then you could take mass and confess, while seeing the sights.
REGAN REPLIES: Errrrr.... right, Kenny.

Posted by: Kenny  | August 5, 2007 1:26 PM

The History Man wrote...

Couldn't have said it better myself. I reckon that's why you are the wordsmith and I'm just a common or garden geek.
Wel, l said Steve
REGAN REPLIES: There'snowt geeky about ye. You're a wise old owl.

Posted by: The History Man  | August 5, 2007 10:40 PM

Holly Black wrote...

Newbie wrote: We'll never go back to the pre-cheap flight hey day of the British seaside, and unless there is a huge change in climate patterns Greasby is never going to compete with Greece as a holiday destination.

Don't be so sure. Two inexorable changes coming to the world are global warming and the end of cheap oil. This inevitably means that in 20 to 50 years' time cheap flights will be history. It does raise the issue of what happens to New Brighton when sea levels rise?

I recall the motorcycle races on King's Parade. I guess in law it is part of the foreshore and that means all sorts of strange vehicles banned elsewhere can be allowed on the promenade?

Posted by: Holly Black  | August 6, 2007 7:20 PM

mini marvin wrote...

in response to Holly Black's comment about the motorcycle racing on the prom , there are now little signs saying "no golf" all over the dips, but there isn't a a little sign saying no hitting bricks, so I'll be down there soon wid me golf clubs, sorry brick clubs, hitting sharpend shards at anything that moves. Well, it's not got a sign saying i can't..so I can, but can I smoke whilst persuing this mostly harmless activity?
PS spelin is not me strong suite (too late I've altready rough-subbed your spelling and grammar into shape - STEVE REGAN)
PPS: CAN you smoke? As far as I'm concerned, you're always smoking, Marvin, in a metaphorical and magic realist way. STEVE.

Posted by: mini marvin  | August 8, 2007 1:49 AM

Andy wrote...

Steve,
New Brighton has been in decline and gone down the drain for the generations of my family who have lived here since 1957. Yes a combination of the old Corporation and Wirral Council along with businesses not willing to reinvest, a culture of negativity to any new idea or development are all in the melting pot that has lead to the present state. People of course will also tell you that those that made their money in the old New Brighton fairground and are sitting pretty in their luxury villas on Wellington Road and Warren Drive and they and their ilk now have been determned to stop any form of leisure coming back to New Brighton and have always formed alliances against it, whether it be the present Heritage Group or Wallasey Civic Socity. I am just glad something at long last is happening and myself and my family will be using the new restaurants and bars after watching a show at the new theatre (what a wonderful design) which I believed has been designed by the same guy who redesigned the Playhouse in Liverpool. By the way a good thought- provoking site which I always enjoy reading!
Andy
REGAN REPLIES: Thanks for your illuminating thoughts, Andy.

Posted by: Andy  | August 9, 2007 12:21 PM

Aaron Hayes wrote...

I am the moronic children's entertainer dancing to Agadoo infront of over 450 people in the park. Keeps them off the streets, I say.
Unless it would be better they were on the internet posting pointless blogs, desperately trying to be loved by insulting people who work for a living.
God Bless you
REGAN REPLIES: And God Bless you, Aaron. Altogether now ... "Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree." How marvellous that such brilliant live art survives in New Brighton. And on premises run by the Death Star ( Wirral Council), too. Who'd have thought it?

Posted by: Aaron Hayes  | August 13, 2007 6:42 PM

Kev wrote...

Further to comments above regarding the optimism for the Pavilion refurb included in "Phase 1" of Neptune's plans, I attended the NB Heritage Action Group meeting on Tuesday evening (14th August) which was to discuss Phase 2 plans. I attended not because I wanted join the opposition voices (of which there were many) but to get a feel for how much opposition there is likely to be - and yes, there will be but I have to admit they made some valid points. However, what was VERY interesting was that no-one from the council or Neptune seems to be able to provide any sort of information in response to the question "Is Phase 1 conditional on Phase 2 getting approval". Now call me thick or whatever, but I mistakenly had understood that Phase 1 approval and the sod-cutting meant that everything was tickety-boo for the Pavilion. There seems to be a difference between "approval" and "execution" of the plans. The Heritage Group are trying to find out the answer as am I. So, as seems to be the norm for New Brighton (I've only been here about 2 years), it's a case again of "Watch this space"!!

REGAN REPLIES: Hmmmm, thanks for that,Kev.

Posted by: Kev  | August 16, 2007 10:33 AM

Kev wrote...

I have obtained some information from horses' mouths about the Phase 1/2 issue and it seems the Pavilion Phase 1 is going ahead with the council being prepared to assume the risk of some funding being clawed back if Phase 2 doesn't get approval. It seems that the Action Group were reading too much into this clawback issue, maybe for their own ends. So, again, watch this space and let's be optimistic out there and hope that some momentum will be picked up once Phase 1 starts moving.
*** Thanks,Kevin, here's hoping that something good and beauitiful will be created in New Brighton at long last. The next thing is to stop the Diocese of Shrewsbury closing down St Peter and Paul's Chruich. They've already let it fall into disrepair and clearly would prefer it to be demolished.

Posted by: Kev  | August 17, 2007 11:28 AM

Michael George Tate wrote...

Tommy Mann must be turning in his grave (for the older ones)
Tuk Tuk's on the prom, what a wonderfull idea. I just wonder what country the drivers would be from?
If they do knock St. P & P down I hope that not too much dust will settle in my yard nearby.
There will be rumblings of discontent in The Telegraph when I get home!

Posted by: Michael George Tate  | August 30, 2007 5:59 PM

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