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Who can imagine songs worse than John Lennon's?

November 26, 2007 3:47 PM | 

IT is that time of year when radio stations start to play the second worst pop record in history – over and over again.
I refer, of course, to John’s Lennon’s dirge ‘Happy Christmas (War is Over)’.
This woeful Crimbo offering would be the very worst pop record in history – if that shameful spot hadn’t already been bagged by Lennon’s even more naïve, political whinge-a-thon, the execrable ‘Imagine’.
Only someone as fundamentally twisted as Lennon could have cynically conflated the joy of the Christmas message with suffering and war – in one song.

In his Christmas song Lennon asks everyone ‘what have you done?’ for this special time, adding, miserably ‘the world is so wrong’. Ah, diddums.
Then he tells us: ‘War is over, if you want it. War is over now.’
Er, yeah, John – if you can read this from your toasty corner of Hell – if we want war to be over, it will be, won’t it? Just like that! It’s that simple. Except, I don’t think so!
Human beings fight because they have to. Sometimes, they go to war precisely to establish peace and love on Earth.
That’s what everyone who fought against the Nazis in World War Two did, actually.
If they had suddenly decided ‘war is over’ – because they personally wanted that – and then selfishly laid down their weapons, then we would all be slaves to totalitarianism now and the shadow of Satan would be stalking the Earth.
The fact is that all those who’ve paid the price of death on the battlefield, all through the centuries of human existence, are much nearer to the heart of the God than the aggressive, sarky-gobbed, absent father, drug abuser and wife beater who was John Lennon. The man who wanted to ‘give peace a chance’ indeed.
Lennon was – like all egomaniacs, from Lucifer onwards – in rebellion against God.
One of the many things I don’t like about ‘Imagine’ is that Lennon holds up – as an ideal! – the concept of a society where there’s no religion.
He asks us to imagine that there is ‘above us only sky’. How much more hopeful is the lyric from Roddy Frame which states: ‘At my best I do believe in love. I can’t conceive of only skies above.’
Exactly. There has to be more to our existence and to the majesty of creation than … nothingness.
And since I’ve drifted onto the subject of God, how surprising it is that Tony Blair, only now, in retirement from Government, will admit publicly that his Christianity was ‘hugely important’ to him during his tenure as Prime Minister.
Blair has admitted that he previously felt unable to come clean about his Christian beliefs because ‘Frankly, people do think you’re a nutter’.
Sadly, I think it’s true that people in this country do think people who bang on about Christianity are ‘nutters’.
Though quite why that should be, baffles me. After all, the Christian faith is, overwhelmingly, the bedrock on which our civilisation is built.
And our deep-rooted ideas of equality and human dignity in the West come from the Biblical concept of humankind being made in the image of the creator, our great ineffable God.
So it actually very sad that the former Prime Minister, when in office, felt unable to state unambiguously that he subscribed to the faith that effectively built our nation, and all the other nations of the West.

Comments (7)

Alberre wrote...

If you receive this email from the deepest darkest depths of Dubai, then thank God because some of my blogs have been getting lost in cyber space recently.

Tony Blair would not dare make comments about his religion and beliefs when in power because it might have upset upset the Muslim voters.

You certainly know how to whip up a storm of controversey with these comments. On a lighter note, altogether now "SO HERE IT IS MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODIES HAVING FUN" Got to be the number one crimbo tune of all time, well in my opinion anyway.

New Brighton Massive (Middle East Branch)

REGAN REPLIED: Glad w are receiving you loud and clear now, Alberre. I will raise a glass of cheer to you next time I am in Tallulah's bar (probably tonight, hic!).

Posted by: Alberre  | November 26, 2007 5:08 PM

Wallasey Dave wrote...

Hi Steve

On the subject of Tallulah's, we tried it out recently, mainly on the basis of reading your stuff. The lady of the manor deserves a huge amount of credit for creating such an individual, bohemian establishment.

REGAN REPLIED: I quite agree, Dave. I've been going in there quite a bit myself recently, and I think it is charming.

Posted by: Wallasey Dave  | November 26, 2007 6:17 PM

Blackbird wrote...

Dear Steve,

I came across your site quite by accident. I am originally from New Brighton (Seabank Road - my parents had a B&B) now living in Canada.

I think your articles are so interesting and fun. I really enjoyed "Grace Filled Beauty of a New Brighton Morning". It brought back so many wonderful memories. I went to SS Peter and Paul school and would hate to think of the magnificent church being demolished.

Keep up the great work. If I ever get back to NB will seek you out at Hells Waiting Room (luv the names!).

REGAN REPLIED: Hey, Blackbird, glad you caught this. Sometimes I think New Brighton is the most beautiful place on God's Earth. Other times, merely the strangest.

Posted by: Blackbird  | November 26, 2007 6:25 PM

live simple wrote...

Steve - you should listen to an interview JL did where he explained that he thought the line about no religion was a clumsy line and was not the message he actually meant. He claimed he meant imagine if we all respected each others beliefs & imagine if people didnt USE religion ( Or the word religion) to create excuses for hurting others or for having wars. I think it was in the (final) interview with Andy Peebles but cant be sure - I'll try and track it down.
John Lennon was a very spiritual person and did a lot to promote the ideal of peace. It may be that on occasions Human beings fight because they have to to create a just society but most of the time human beings go to war for the few not the many (for those who are in power, over oil etc) The bedrock of our God's, Christ's and Mohammed's message is simple: strive for peace and love one another.
REGAN REPLIED: Thanks for that very reflective comment.

Posted by: live simple  | November 27, 2007 3:08 PM

Darren wrote...

Before we can love each other, we have to learn to love ourselves...and I love myself two or three times a day. Ouch, my wrist!
REGAN REPLIED: Come on Dazza. Keep it clean.

Posted by: Darren  | November 28, 2007 3:54 PM

New Brighton Newbie wrote...

Even as a child the "above us only sky" line used to bother me, even if the obvious meaning isn't what he meant, it's the way people will take it.

I wrote a black comedy screenplay a few years ago about a group of scientists who proved that there was no afterlife, and society gradually fell apart as people realised they only had this life to be happy in, and there was no judgement at the end, so everyone dropped their responsibilities and did whatever they thought would make them happy, regardless of the conseuquences for everyone else.

But the problem with the new found hedonistic pleasure-seeking utopian existance was that everyone was miserable! As without responsibility and the humdrum, there can be no pleasure.

Of course in the end it turned out that the scientists were charlatans. It was such a big story that the media didn't bother to verify the facts properly and risk losing the story.

I might try and condense it down into a poem or monologue if I can find the time!

REGAN REPLIED: I look forward to hearing that monologue!

Posted by: New Brighton Newbie  | November 28, 2007 6:40 PM

Brian wrote...

Well, Very cool picture. As usual if you can't do then criticize. John Lennon without doubt is the greatest song writer this country has ever produced. From Love me do to Woman he wrote some of this countries most popular and loved songs. Imagine has been voted best song of all time, several times, and how many hit songs have you wrote, you didn't say. It must be hard coming from Liverpool knowing you will never be it's greatest son but give credit where it's due.

Posted by: Brian  | December 30, 2007 12:00 AM

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